July 01, 2009, 11:42am
dale-duh
More Douchebags with an oarfish...
dale-duh
HEY, IS THAT THE DOUCHEBAG FROM U.S. FISHERIES?
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22 ft octopus caught at Santa Catalina, ca. 1912.
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Finback Whale being struck with harpoon; the instant of discharge, ca. 1912.
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Oarfish stranded on California coast, ca. 1912.
July 01, 2009, 11:20am
dale-duh
Nobody likes a guy who’s always raiding Higgins’ wine cellar.
June 30, 2009, 2:36pm
jortmaster
Regrettable Moments in Masters of the Universe History, Volume 1: Childhood Innocence Lost
Fisto
June 30, 2009, 1:59pm
roundobject
You think you know me?
Just when you thought you figured it all out. Son of a bitch must pay.
June 30, 2009, 10:38am
roundobject
June 30, 2009, 10:23am
jortmaster
Love Boat
via @buster
June 25, 2009, 1:19pm
roundobject
Oldest Flute in the History of Old Flutes
35,000 year old flute from the Hohle Fels site.
June 25, 2009, 10:09am
roundobject
June 24, 2009, 3:47pm
jortmaster
Sorry, but I Really need to get that gross skin graft off the top of SMJ...
So here’s Triplicate Girl. Fucking Triplicate Girl. This is your fault Dale-Duh, thanks for coming out of retirement. Seriously.
“There’s three of me. Hot clone stamp action!”
“Now I’m the Duo Damsel. Brainiac totes killed the shit out of one of my exo-bodies. There are only two of me. I’m so lonely.”
And then, inevitably, another body fell in battle leaving us with…
UNA!
“I have no exceptional powers or abilities whatsoever. I am now just another asshole in a purple American Apparel bodysuit and gold boots. I suck.”
The details are unimportant, but this is roughly how it all went down:
Yeah, that’s Computo. He’s got wheels, bitches.
June 24, 2009, 9:39am
dale-duh
THE FIRST DOCUMENTED SURGICAL SKIN GRAFT. FUCK.
Walter Yeo, the first person to receive plastic surgery, before (left) and after (right) skin graft surgery performed by Sir Harold Delf Gillies in 1917.
via @admiral periwinkle
June 23, 2009, 2:51pm
jortmaster
System Canes: A Summary
Violin Cane
Gun Cane
Victorian Surgeon Cane
Map of Boston Cane
Icemonger’s Cane
Buffalo Cock Cane
Flask Cane
Splinter’s cane
June 23, 2009, 1:07pm
jortmaster
Not exactly sure how to interpret this, but the key takeaway is pretty clear: if you have any stock left in ShitMyJorts, you should probably sell.
via tumblr trends
June 22, 2009, 4:06pm
jortmaster
Dogwelder. He’ll weld a dog to you.
June 19, 2009, 1:28pm
jortmaster
Another day, another group of monks with their heads on fire riding segways while playing a klezmer cover of a Philip Glass classic.
June 18, 2009, 9:29am
