fuck green vegetables, I only eat cake

March 11, 2010, 9:38am

Via @kevrotti.

Choice moment is 2:00-2:25, where it breaks through the door like in “The Shining” and snaps a human femur like a twig.

March 10, 2010, 10:34am

Photo courtesy The New York Times.

Choice insight from the Grey Lady:

• “People wake up at all hours of the day.”
• “The ‘breakfast taco interpreter of the moment’ espouses a slacker consumer theory of why Austin has embraced breakfast tacos.”

Jorty LaForge fires back:

• “I could have written that article: ‘I am totes hungover. Breakfast tacos are awesome.’ The end. Thanks for the column inches”

And the debate rages on…

March 10, 2010, 10:15am

Don’t move here.

March 09, 2010, 12:35pm

March 08, 2010, 2:01pm

Useless Infographics

Thanks to @jimbride.

March 05, 2010, 1:49pm

March 04, 2010, 11:21am

Boozetown

March 03, 2010, 12:55pm

Hey Optimums, my giant clock-like windshield wipers are on the fritz, can we transform and hold each other?

March 03, 2010, 10:17am

Dance the night away.

March 02, 2010, 6:09pm

Cancer Hat

March 02, 2010, 4:27pm

February 19, 2010, 10:25am

February 15, 2010, 2:38pm

Artist’s rendering of wireless sensor development, 11500 N Mopac Blvd, Austin, Texas

February 12, 2010, 9:21am

Minoan Octopus Vase 15th Century B.C.E.

February 08, 2010, 7:45pm