December 2008
140 posts
November 2008
181 posts
ZOOOOOM!
A puffin. Descending after 52mph flight.
3 tags
You call that an art car?
I present the carthedral. It’s driven by a lunatic in clown makeup, took 7 years to complete and has 318k miles on it. Over than 300 heads adorn the car. The large ugly one in back that looks like your mom is also a fountain.
oh shit.
I left something at the office. I’ll catch up with you dudes in a bit.
Peddling Peddler Sharpens Scissors
I am going to start a new knife wielding biker gang. All I need is a belt, grinder, and sharp wit.
THE HARDY BROS
Okay. First of all the Hardy Boys weren’t based on a real gay couple. So I’m an idiot. They weren’t even based on real dudes. And the first series of books about them wasn’t even written by the dude who’s name is on it. Huge parts of this sampling of my childhood are total lies. And Franklin W. Dixon is apparently 50 different dudes, beginning in 1927 with classic,...
“My girlfriend says that not only are you wasting your time doing this blog, but...”
– confidential dude on the SMJ network
1 tag
SPIKED JORTS!
(one for the road).
also for your consideration: spikemyjorts.com.
1 tag
Watchtoday’s SMJ uplifting animal video brought to you by some penguin.
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
1 tag
“Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him,” Liu was quoted as...”
– Via Reuters
More Actual Content From SMJ Station, high above your humble, terrestrial life:
On November 25th, 1970, Yukio Mishima took four members of his martially trained secret society of students, the Tatenokai, to the Headquarters of the Eastern Command of the Japanese defense forces. They brought with them a list of demands intended to maintain Mishima’s ideas of the abstract essence of Japan....
1 tag
Squid Alert! Hot new squid photos and video!
Its been a tumultuous few weeks here at the orbiting carrier 16000 km above Austin, Texas that is Shitmyjorts.com headquarters. A lot has changed. We’ve seen a bunch of weirdo cat armour, Shaun’s white pants, and the sacred outhouse once used by the trail of guys. But back before shitmyjorts became the gay centaur porn/Oasis fan blog it is today, we were focused on things that...
1 tag
To the guy who drank from the can of Pepsi he...
thought that was pretty gross at first, but the more I thought about it throughout the day, the more I was charmed by it. I can tell you are outgoing and uninhibited by social norms and I find that very sexy. It inspired me to fish a half-eaten doughnut out of a trash can on my way home from work. It tasted awful, but I felt so liberated.
You where dressed kind of poorly and your hair was...
On the Turducken:
From Zach Kanin:
By now you’re probably already seeing a lot of trend pieces in the liberal media about the Turducken, which newbie freshman journalists discover every year and their newbie senior editors forget they have run pieces on every year. Anyways, the thing is a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey and people eat them for Thanksgiving in homes across the land, in a tradition...
1 tag
Surrealistic Sargent Pepper-Era Manga
Via Pink Tentacle
An apology to Team Fabrication
So, I heard that Saturday night’s Team Fabrication brouhaha was the place to be for dudes-who-theoretically-are-really-into-chicks-but-who-in-all-reality-just-dig-hanging-out-with-a-bunch-of-other-dudes and the women who love them/ aren’t completely disgusted by them/ haven’t yet filed the restraining order. Anyway, really sorry I missed your party, but I had some really good reasons, I...
