May 2009
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things that i swear to god are namechecked in the...
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Better Than Ezra
Margaritas
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Jordorowsky is radder than your mom
Storyboards from the (supposedly) forthcoming “psychomagickal spaghetti gangster flick” “King Shot” starring Asia Aregento, Nick Nolte, and Marilyn Manson as a 300 year old pope.
The Raddest Movie Never Filmed
In December 1974, work finally began on the Dune movie. Alejandro Jodorowsky of Il Topo/Holy Mountain fame was halfway through a suitcase full of drugs and signed on to direct. He planned to film the story as a ten-plus hour mega-feature. To make it happen, he assembled a ruthless creative team he called the “seven samurais,” which included Orson Wells, Salvador Dali, Gloria Swanson,...
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Don't sweat it, bro. I would've totally fallen for...
Let’s go get shitfaced and start some fights.
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Van Damme is the Predator
Little known fact: In the intitial shoots of “Predator”, the Predator was a giant bug, portayed by none other than mega-agile martial arts god Jean-Claude Van Damme. He quit after 2 days, unhappy playing an anonymous special effect and not wanting to be overshadowed and defeated by the Arnold. He was replaced by the 7’2” mime Kevin Peter Hall, who also played Harry...
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What really happens when Man and Wolf have a...
The man gets the shit mauled out of him. Just like the Monkey Lover profiled in Esquire and those stupid Aussies with their lion. Bottom line: cuddly animals will fucking kill you.
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What's the gun for and how does he talk to that...
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OH, HAI. LET'S TAKE MY MIDGET SUBS TO TOWN LAKE...
Gandalf the Grey The Grey Wizard Am I, 1972.
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From the Orbiting Classified SMJ Photo Library:
Here’s a sample of what we’re working on. Please enjoy it while we decide how you will all understand history.
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