September 2009
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Things I'm Afraid of
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Universal Node Project Planning
M: Have you seen a pinout for the universal node?
A: No
A: There is no pinout.
A: Its universal.
M: Sort of. How many pins per channel? How much DIO?
A: Dude. Its UNIVERSAL
M: Univeral analog.
A: Quit being so constrained. Try to think outside your little box for a change
A: UNIVERSAL.
M: That is different from what I have heard discussed, bro.
A: Most of the connector exists in the higher dimensions.
A: You'll need to use additional senses to fully conceptualize the UNIVERSAL pinout
M: What about the UNVERS pinout?
A: You need to smell the pinout
A: Taste the pinout
M: Ill need to talk to my guy
A: Meditate on the pinout
A: I can help you see higher dimensional features
A: There's a special menu in PRO/Engineer for it
A: Of course, you haven't yet learned how to enable it.
A: But I can show you.
M: I have a tattoo of the pinout. On the inside of my bicep.
M: Oh, nm. Found the pinout. It was floating in the ether. It...
M: It just is.
A: This may help: http://www.light-of-truth.com/images/SonnetsPyramidTiers.jpg
M: This light of truth is an amazing website. Thank you.
A: Follow it to the pinout.
M: I am on the path.
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For the last time, this bike has nothing to do...
I just really like the “feel” of riding fixed, ok? It’s gives you such a better connection to the road.
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Extinct or alive, you are coming with me
Robocop matches wits with a T-Rex!
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Anyone else remember when Joker became the U.N....
I do. It went something like this.
Thanks again, politcally sensitive DC Comics editors!
Cutaway
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One Man Road House
Tom Scharpling’s epic take on Patrick Swayze’s classic. A one man tour-de-force thoughtfully resoundtracked with the Misfits, Pavement, and Franz Ferdinand. Believe the hype:
One Man Road House
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Burning Man, Summary: I wish i stayed home, sat on...
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Burning Man, Day 4: Inspired by the relentless...
It is worth noting that at the time we were wearing nothing but loincloths made of electrical tape and ski googles.
Burning Man, Day 2: I contract the services of a...
Homoerotic acts of violence ensue…
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Burning Man: first impressions
Overheard at Burning Man, Day One:
“He’s riding a big one”
“A man keeps his flesh, but his water belongs to the tribe”
“Yueh! Yueh! Yueh!” goes the refrain. “A million deaths were not enough for Yueh!”
“I’ll trade you a grilled cheese for some Spice Melange.”
Liveblogging the back roads on the way to Burning...
I’m seriously driving naked right now…
“Kinky For President!”
“I work at an ad agency, and I’m quirky and ‘creative’”
“DJ Small Cock Mobile”
“Boss From Roadblasters”
“This is actually just my car”
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O Hai. R We Totes Late For Burning Man?
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