misprinted

Mar 11

fuck green vegetables, I only eat cake

Mar 10

[video]

Tacos in the Morning? That’s the Routine in Austin

Photo courtesy The New York Times.

Choice insight from the Grey Lady:

• “People wake up at all hours of the day.”
• “The ‘breakfast taco interpreter of the moment’ espouses a slacker consumer theory of why Austin has embraced breakfast tacos.”

Jorty LaForge fires back:

• “I could have written that article: ‘I am totes hungover. Breakfast tacos are awesome.’ The end. Thanks for the column inches”

And the debate rages on…

Mar 09

Don’t move here.

Mar 08

Mar 05

Useless Infographics

Thanks to @jimbride.

Mar 04

Mar 03

Boozetown

Hey Optimums, my giant clock-like windshield wipers are on the fritz, can we transform and hold each other?

Mar 02

[video]

Cancer Hat

Feb 19

Feb 15

Don’t Shave

Feb 12

This is seriously happening outside my office window right now

Artist’s rendering of wireless sensor development, 11500 N Mopac Blvd, Austin, Texas

Feb 08

Minoan Octopus Vase 15th Century B.C.E.