We’re sending this guy down from the orbiting SMJ Battlestation to break ground on our towering terrestrial docking station today. It’s going to be centrally located downtown and the ground floor storefront will maintain a number of overpriced dining establishments as well as the SMJ curiosities shop. We are interested to know if the assholes in your carpool will notice Devastator getting serious shit done down there, or if they’ll just be whining about who’s actually going to come to Austin to live in our enormous awesome building.

p.s. fuck valentines day and presidents’ day, again, for good measure.

February 16, 2009, 2:04pm