
Cover of the new Bob Schneider LP
August 02, 2011, 12:21pm

Viras’s features include a spike-shaped head capable of piercing through a meter of steel, a brain with an IQ of 2500, organs for producing a force field and controlling the minds of others, tentacles that are 10,000 times stronger than an elephant’s trunk and which can emit powerful beams for space travel, and organs to break down cell tissue and control metamorphosis (for creating its human disguise).
Via Pink Tentacle
January 25, 2011, 12:52pm

What happens to the poor fish of the seven seas who become injured or ill? Are they left to float and flounder on the choppy waters, unattended and uncared for? Not if Aquaman can help it! For the Sea Sovereign operates an unusual underwater shelter and clinic for his finny friends—and they get all the medical attention they need by…CALLING DR. AQUAMAN!
Via Squidkid.
October 15, 2010, 1:35pm

More blatant cephalopodsploitation in advertising, this time for dental floss.
August 19, 2009, 10:15am