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The Full sized Personal Urn will hold all of the ashes of an adult

Personal Urns

Never forget a face.

Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one.

Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero.

Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations.

They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heart warming and special memorial product available anywhere - “A Personal Urn”

Available in Two Sizes

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August 06, 2009, 2:59pm

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July 31, 2009, 2:40pm

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Van Damme is the Predator

Little known fact: In the intitial shoots of “Predator”, the Predator was a giant bug, portayed by none other than mega-agile martial arts god Jean-Claude Van Damme. He quit after 2 days, unhappy playing an anonymous special effect and not wanting to be overshadowed and defeated by the Arnold. He was replaced by the 7’2” mime Kevin Peter Hall, who also played Harry in “Harry and the Hendersons.”



May 12, 2009, 10:17am

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“It’s hard to walk normally with four pounds of cephalopod stuffed down your pants”

Throwing the octopus is easy. More difficult is concealing the eight-legged creature until the toss is at hand, a skill that requires determination, luck and the ability to walk normally with 4 pounds of slimy cephalopod stuffed down your pants.

When Detroit drops in on Nationwide Arena Tuesday night in an attempt to further frustrate the Blue Jackets some among the Red Wings fans in attendance undoubtedly will have attempted to enter while packing octopus.

Some might even succeed, continuing a Detroit tradition dating to 1952 of throwing octopi on the ice during Red Wings games.

“I just sell it. What they do with it is up to them,” said Frank Gonzalez, owner of Frank’s Fish & Seafood Market in Columbus.

What they do with it is the second hurdle. The common method is to sneak the octopus through the turnstiles by slipping it into your trousers, a technique that Gonzalez does not understand.

“I wouldn’t want something moving around down there when you’re moving around,” he said, smiling.

“They’ve been creative,” said Eric Granger, general manager of Nationwide Arena. “We’ve caught them Saran-wrapped to the body.”

Most contraband carriers get caught before they reach their seats, having failed to elude the authorities, who conduct bag searches for every game and event.

But fans are not required to drop their drawers, so the danger always exists.

“We have not had one octopus thrown this season,” officials said, adding that arena personnel know what to look for after witnessing octopi hit the ice during previous seasons.

Those caught carrying an octopus must surrender it before being allowed to enter. Anyone who passes detection and manages to heave an octopus gets the immediate heave-ho.

During the 1995 playoffs, two Detroit seafood sellers tossed a 38-pound octopus onto the ice during the national anthem before Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. A year later, they tossed a 50-pounder during the conference finals. The blob ended up displayed on the hood of the Zamboni between periods.



April 22, 2009, 5:10pm

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“It’s a buzzing blend of frustration and acceptance. It’s a warning to the moonlight that tonight’s the night that it might die and it will see the three faces of The Boxing Lesson standing over it as it closes its eyes for the last time, staring back with six eyes of steel and more darkness than the night’s ever witnessed.”

— press release from local band The Boxing Lesson



February 16, 2009, 1:35pm

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