Tired of yet another boring picnic date in the Savage Land, an invisible man went straight to work with a well-sharpened knife.

June 18, 2010, 3:58pm

bummer.

March 26, 2010, 1:23pm

Don’t forget flossing is even more important than brushing. I use mermaid hair. But then again there’s always a super hot drunk one passed out in my bed snuggled in narwhalhide.

March 28, 2009, 10:48am

I’m simply staking out my sweet parking/viewing/drinking spot. I suggest you do the same after you put in some hours helping us set up our enormous mind-fucking festival so we can just start cracking into this truckload of free Dewars and training our wild minotaur to carry a serving tray.

March 13, 2009, 2:12pm

Join me on my fast bitchin’ party boat! And bring some chicks who’ve seen Tombstone! And don’t forget the warm, old Lonestars that you stole from the Bird’s East opening last week!

February 27, 2009, 2:19pm

The World’s Heaviest Motorcycle weighs 5 metric tons. To my untrained/unwilling to do research eye, it’s a mash-up of WWII reenactment, steampunk, and web 2.0 (check the totally sweet url emblazoned on the side).

February 26, 2009, 4:46pm

So you all know exactly what you’re doing tonight. It involves beards, shots, and one seriously homoerotic bar owner who collects stuffed dead animals and keeps his lucky bird bones under his tito’s cap. If you have a gnarly moustache and like to get stuck in conversations while the sun is still up, get there early. If you’re feeling imasculated because you either can’t grow facial hair, or it looks fucking terrible, then bring your tools over to my house, tools! Let’s build this thing and pre-party in style:

February 20, 2009, 2:45pm