Office Chair.
September 10, 2009, 2:39pm
jortmaster
jortmaster
Sorry, son. This is your new mommy now.
August 21, 2009, 2:23pm
jortmaster
Eddie makes a critical mistake
July 27, 2009, 10:47am
jortmaster
I’m pretty sure we predicted this years ago.
June 01, 2009, 2:24pm
jortmaster
Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing
a.k.a M.O.D.O.K. B.I.T.C.H.E.S!!!1!!!!1!!
(M.O.D.O.K sez: “My legs are completely vestigal. Also, I have no genitals. This is why I kill. Also, I was designed ONLY for killing. Its sort of a bummer. I wish I were designed for something more fun, like badminton.”)
See also, the shocking Ms. M.O.D.O.K. in some hottt team-up action!
BRAIN WAVVES!
March 27, 2009, 1:38pm
jortmaster
And now for something less serious…
Whales riding Segways.
January 22, 2009, 8:49am
jortmaster
@daleduh: That baby suit is definitely bio-armour. But when it comes to next generation battle gear, technology wins out over biology once again.
January 14, 2009, 12:47pm
dale-duh
@Jortmaster: is this bio-armour?
January 14, 2009, 11:48am
