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Why I’m not expecting a blockbuster Devil Dinosaur Movie this summer

Also true for Forever People, Fourth World, Eternals and just about every other super hero of the Kirby Drug Era (1954-1982).

Jack Kirby costume designs for Julius Ceasar, as performed by the UC Santa Cruz Drama department, 1969.

The dream:

The reality:

Via Kirby Museum.



January 19, 2010, 10:35am

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High Concept Snikt



December 16, 2009, 9:17am

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December 09, 2009, 3:30pm

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100% True Comics Facts, FunFunFunFest Edition

Crystar, Crystal Warrior #8. Last sighted in the 3-for-a-dollar bin at Comicon

Danzig logo, last sighted on one hundred soggy XL teeshirts, Waterloo Park.



November 10, 2009, 3:54pm

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Sorcerer Supreme!



October 15, 2009, 9:20am

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Anyone else remember when Joker became the U.N. Abassador to Iran?

I do. It went something like this.

Thanks again, politcally sensitive DC Comics editors!



September 17, 2009, 10:20am

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Another Friday, Another leopard woman from venus.

‘Nuff said. Via the unstoppable ISB.



July 31, 2009, 9:37am

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Dogwelder. He’ll weld a dog to you.

Dogwelder. He’ll weld a dog to you.



June 19, 2009, 1:28pm

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Cleremont/Byrne/Austin

Cleremont: C-

Byrne/Austin: A+

From Uncanny X-Men #115, obvs.

Click through for High Res.



June 01, 2009, 5:49pm

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May 04, 2009, 9:45am

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And now for something completely different…

Just kidding, it’s more of the same, the Punisher punching a polar bear in the face.



April 16, 2009, 10:51am

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‘Sup, My Multiverse?!

“a theoretical snowflake existing in 196,833 dimensional space.” , a reference to the visualization method used by some mathematicians when describing the Monster Group.

More sweet armchair science from Warren Ellis, the master of stealing shit off the internet.



April 03, 2009, 12:07pm

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Mrs. Blog

mrs. Blog?

Lois, looking haughtier and less amused than ever, finds out the horrible truth… she must marry a blog, or die!

But Lois hates the internets. Good thing Superman isn’t above socking some sabretooth tigers in order to defend Lois’ golden-age chastity!

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From Showcase Presents: Superman Family Vol 3.

Via Chris’ Invincible Super-Blog.



March 31, 2009, 9:29am

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I’m cleaning out the “creepy shit I find on the internette” folder that sits on my desktop. This will benefit our self-aggrandizing community greatly and the barrage of posts that ensues will be known across the e-plains as “SMJ Bailout 2009.”
From The Chas Addams Mother Goose, 1967.

I’m cleaning out the “creepy shit I find on the internette” folder that sits on my desktop. This will benefit our self-aggrandizing community greatly and the barrage of posts that ensues will be known across the e-plains as “SMJ Bailout 2009.”

From The Chas Addams Mother Goose, 1967.



March 30, 2009, 1:05pm

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Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing

a.k.a M.O.D.O.K. B.I.T.C.H.E.S!!!1!!!!1!!

(M.O.D.O.K sez: “My legs are completely vestigal. Also, I have no genitals. This is why I kill. Also, I was designed ONLY for killing. Its sort of a bummer. I wish I were designed for something more fun, like badminton.”)

See also, the shocking Ms. M.O.D.O.K. in some hottt team-up action!

BRAIN WAVVES!



March 27, 2009, 1:38pm

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