Lethal Crane Forehead Attack, helpfully labeled in red LEDs.
From Detective Comics #467, 1977
January 16, 2012, 12:17pm
jortmaster
Batman vs. The Calculator
jortmaster
Flex Mentallo!
New cover art for the long-awaited collection.
November 02, 2011, 9:56am
roundobject
my new hero
Typeface. A deranged signsmith who writes letters on his face with a grease pencil and throws razor sharped letterforms at dudes and, occasionally, Spiderman.
via Marvel Wiki
April 11, 2011, 11:21am
roundobject
May 27, 2010, 11:26am
jortmaster
High Concept Snikt
December 16, 2009, 9:17am
roundobject
December 09, 2009, 3:30pm
jortmaster
Sorcerer Supreme!
October 15, 2009, 9:20am
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July 30, 2009, 11:09am
jortmaster
Sorry, but I Really need to get that gross skin graft off the top of SMJ…
So here’s Triplicate Girl. Fucking Triplicate Girl. This is your fault Dale-Duh, thanks for coming out of retirement. Seriously.
“There’s three of me. Hot clone stamp action!”
“Now I’m the Duo Damsel. Brainiac totes killed the shit out of one of my exo-bodies. There are only two of me. I’m so lonely.”
And then, inevitably, another body fell in battle leaving us with…
UNA!
“I have no exceptional powers or abilities whatsoever. I am now just another asshole in a purple American Apparel bodysuit and gold boots. I suck.”
The details are unimportant, but this is roughly how it all went down:
Yeah, that’s Computo. He’s got wheels, bitches.
June 24, 2009, 9:39am
jortmaster
Dogwelder. He’ll weld a dog to you.
June 19, 2009, 1:28pm
jortmaster
Cleremont/Byrne/Austin
Cleremont: C-
Byrne/Austin: A+
From Uncanny X-Men #115, obvs.
Click through for High Res.
June 01, 2009, 5:49pm
roundobject
April 22, 2009, 1:57pm
jortmaster
And now for something completely different…
Just kidding, it’s more of the same, the Punisher punching a polar bear in the face.
April 16, 2009, 10:51am
dale-duh
‘Sup, My Multiverse?!
“a theoretical snowflake existing in 196,833 dimensional space.” , a reference to the visualization method used by some mathematicians when describing the Monster Group.
More sweet armchair science from Warren Ellis, the master of stealing shit off the internet.
April 03, 2009, 12:07pm
dale-duh
I’m cleaning out the “creepy shit I find on the internette” folder that sits on my desktop. This will benefit our self-aggrandizing community greatly and the barrage of posts that ensues will be known across the e-plains as “SMJ Bailout 2009.”
From The Chas Addams Mother Goose, 1967.
March 30, 2009, 1:05pm
