December 16, 2009, 9:17am
jortmaster
High Concept Snikt
roundobject
December 09, 2009, 3:30pm
jortmaster
Sorcerer Supreme!
October 15, 2009, 9:20am
roundobject
July 30, 2009, 11:09am
jortmaster
Sorry, but I Really need to get that gross skin graft off the top of SMJ…
So here’s Triplicate Girl. Fucking Triplicate Girl. This is your fault Dale-Duh, thanks for coming out of retirement. Seriously.
“There’s three of me. Hot clone stamp action!”
“Now I’m the Duo Damsel. Brainiac totes killed the shit out of one of my exo-bodies. There are only two of me. I’m so lonely.”
And then, inevitably, another body fell in battle leaving us with…
UNA!
“I have no exceptional powers or abilities whatsoever. I am now just another asshole in a purple American Apparel bodysuit and gold boots. I suck.”
The details are unimportant, but this is roughly how it all went down:
Yeah, that’s Computo. He’s got wheels, bitches.
June 24, 2009, 9:39am
jortmaster
Dogwelder. He’ll weld a dog to you.
June 19, 2009, 1:28pm
jortmaster
Cleremont/Byrne/Austin
Cleremont: C-
Byrne/Austin: A+
From Uncanny X-Men #115, obvs.
Click through for High Res.
June 01, 2009, 5:49pm
roundobject
April 22, 2009, 1:57pm
jortmaster
And now for something completely different…
Just kidding, it’s more of the same, the Punisher punching a polar bear in the face.
April 16, 2009, 10:51am
dale-duh
‘Sup, My Multiverse?!
“a theoretical snowflake existing in 196,833 dimensional space.” , a reference to the visualization method used by some mathematicians when describing the Monster Group.
More sweet armchair science from Warren Ellis, the master of stealing shit off the internet.
April 03, 2009, 12:07pm
dale-duh
I’m cleaning out the “creepy shit I find on the internette” folder that sits on my desktop. This will benefit our self-aggrandizing community greatly and the barrage of posts that ensues will be known across the e-plains as “SMJ Bailout 2009.”
From The Chas Addams Mother Goose, 1967.
March 30, 2009, 1:05pm
jortmaster
Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing
a.k.a M.O.D.O.K. B.I.T.C.H.E.S!!!1!!!!1!!
(M.O.D.O.K sez: “My legs are completely vestigal. Also, I have no genitals. This is why I kill. Also, I was designed ONLY for killing. Its sort of a bummer. I wish I were designed for something more fun, like badminton.”)
See also, the shocking Ms. M.O.D.O.K. in some hottt team-up action!
BRAIN WAVVES!
March 27, 2009, 1:38pm
jortmaster
Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen, Better Beards Through Chemistry
February 20, 2009, 2:20pm
dale-duh
February 20, 2009, 2:17pm
roundobject
Works of Art The Rainbow Raider Would Totally Steal
Roy Bivolo was a gifted painter as a child… but for one critical problem: he was completely color-blind. He developed a pair of goggles that granted the wearer color-based powers—they could launch colored beams of force on which the wearer could ride through the air, produce emotions in people according to the mood associated with each color, and more. Bitter at the world for denying him his own gift and denying him the ability to truly appreciate the master works of art, he turned to crime as the Rainbow Raider, stealing great works and declaring that if he could not appreciate them, then neither should anyone else.
(L -R: Mondrian, Malevich, Rothko, Newman)
February 11, 2009, 2:56pm
