August 30, 2011, 2:00am
jortmaster
Burning Man Day 1 Update: Finally, we get to the part where we ride furry bikes
jortmaster
Burning Man Day 4: Margo is about to learn some difficult lessons
September 03, 2010, 10:33am
roundobject
Burning Man Update: OKAY maybe i should stop licking all those toads i traded a grilled cheese for
September 02, 2010, 1:54pm
jortmaster
Beard to Beard
rebarbative |rəˈbärbətiv|
adjective formal
unattractive and objectionable : rebarbative modern buildings. ORIGIN late 19th cent.: from French rébarbatif, -ive, from Old French se rebarber ‘face each other “beard to beard” aggressively,’ from barbe ‘beard.’
Via the OSX dictionary, thanks to @jeb.
September 02, 2010, 9:25am
jortmaster
Burning Man Update: The Desert Fox Takes his Unholy revenge, krazy art kar style
No trip to Black Rock would be complete without plush chairs, windshield mounted machine guns and two sun-bleached skeletons.
September 02, 2010, 9:23am
jortmaster
Burning Man Day 3: Our duel gets strange
After a rousing match on the Centaur Polo Grounds, we watch the youngsters childish diversions.
September 02, 2010, 9:20am
roundobject
Burning Man update: I meet up with Jortmaster for a little desert duel
September 01, 2010, 4:56pm
jortmaster
Burning Man Update: I become a desert king
The playa is my private guns and girls paradise. I will also live to 100 now.
August 31, 2010, 1:41pm
jortmaster
Burning Man Day 1: I fuel my ornithopter and prepare my grilled cheese barter station
My bro Duncan keeps saying I can keep my flesh, but my water belongs to the tribe. I don’t know what his problem is.
August 31, 2010, 8:33am
jortmaster
Burning Flipside Recap: Duck Fire in the crazy red camp
Also we got naked, ate a bunch of grilled cheese and started to get really pumped about how huge our beards would be come Burning Man.
June 01, 2010, 9:53am
jortmaster
Burning Flipside Preview: Slanderous Mambo
“Thou shall not attempt to run down, jump on, hog-tie and/or flip-off an art vehicle or its driver(s) if the mutant vehicle does not stop for you. Instead, you might channel your disappointment and rage into something more creative like a slanderous mambo or vicious interpretive dance.”
-Burning Flipside 2010 Survival Guide
May 28, 2010, 8:25am
alexatlatx
Hey Optimums, my giant clock-like windshield wipers are on the fritz, can we transform and hold each other?
March 03, 2010, 10:17am
