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March 28, 2011, 12:51pm

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February 17, 2011, 10:56am

August 05, 2009, 11:11am

May Day! The Worker’s Holiday!

May 01, 2009, 1:40pm

Did you see the lineup for ACL? See you there!

April 28, 2009, 9:45am

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February 16, 2009, 9:55am

Thank you for reminding me of the existence of the fabled Swayzotaur. Totally straight. Somebody please let me know if you have any evidence of that mythical Texas beast the armadillotaur.

November 24, 2008, 6:04pm

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November 22, 2008, 6:02pm

Hey, it’s raining outside. Me thinks my homies and I shalt bask ourselves in it’s life-giving divinity. Anybody down? Hit me up!

November 20, 2008, 9:20pm