February 02, 2010, 4:54pm

Bride of Pinbot

January 14, 2010, 3:11pm

Meet the new SMJ RV-

— It is 40 m by 35 m, 6-8m tall (adjustable), weighs 2700 tons.
— Has 16 traction motors, powered by four 1 MW generators
— Has two 750 kW generators used for jacking, steering, lighting, and ventilating
— Generators are powered by 4 diesel engines
— Consumes 150 US gallons of diesel fuel per mile. Tank holds 5000 gallons.
— Top speed of 2 mph

Now that gas has gotten cheap again, I was thinking of putting the Delorean in the garage and taking a road trip. It should only take us a week or so to get to Big Bend. Motherfuckers are going to hate parking next to us.

February 23, 2009, 11:40pm

Construction has begun in my basement on SMJ’s next phallic piece of heavy machinery. This tokamak powered submarine will be ready for the long prophesied Giant Squid Battle of 2010.

February 19, 2009, 9:29am