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jortmaster

For the last time, this bike has nothing to do with fashion

I just really like the “feel” of riding fixed, ok? It’s gives you such a better connection to the road.



September 22, 2009, 9:56am

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June 30, 2009, 10:23am

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June 24, 2009, 3:47pm

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May 28, 2009, 7:46pm

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Skip dale’s snoozefest and head over to the Beauty Bar to check out their new messenger installation.

Skip dale’s snoozefest and head over to the Beauty Bar to check out their new messenger installation.



February 27, 2009, 3:10pm

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the most expensive fixie in the world

The Aurumania gold bike crystal edition is about $102,418 and is hand built, plated with 24 carat gold and hand-adorned with more than 600 Swarovski crystals. The handlebar grips are hand-sewn, chocolate-brown leather and of course a beautiful molded Brooks leather saddle !The Bike is fully customized, Limited edition of 50 and for this price, its Hand delivered anywhere in World!

Thanks karly from Design Crisis for the tip. I’m totes gonna ride this down to Creekside tonight to pick up some babes!



February 27, 2009, 10:09am

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Gaze upon my hand-cranked, giant tomato-fueled airship and despair!

Gaze upon my hand-cranked, giant tomato-fueled airship and despair!



January 28, 2009, 9:38am

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I still want to see one of you fools fuck with my robot sheriff, but here’s a bit of breaking news that couldn’t wait. I’ll be taking one of these out later for pitchers and Giger tattoos. The small front wheel allows me to kick the shit out of you from behind while you’re trying to pedal up a hill on your fixie, fixie.

I still want to see one of you fools fuck with my robot sheriff, but here’s a bit of breaking news that couldn’t wait. I’ll be taking one of these out later for pitchers and Giger tattoos. The small front wheel allows me to kick the shit out of you from behind while you’re trying to pedal up a hill on your fixie, fixie.



January 27, 2009, 2:08pm

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Fixie bitches heckled at the Bushwick Country Club, December 30, 2008.

(also, the best 2 minutes and 55 seconds of your day. watch out for the shark at 0:26)



January 06, 2009, 10:48am

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I heard from some guy at Creekside last night that wooden shoes are way hip right now.

I heard from some guy at Creekside last night that wooden shoes are way hip right now.



December 15, 2008, 4:53pm

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