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Ghillie Fashion

From the forthcoming blog/book project ghilliesuitorbadhaircut.com.

-Via @Jeb



August 13, 2010, 10:24am

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Ghillie Toro

hi



July 30, 2010, 10:30am

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SMJ Weekend Challenge: Unleash the beast through astral projection

Tired of yet another boring picnic date in the Savage Land, an invisible man went straight to work with a well-sharpened knife.



June 18, 2010, 3:58pm

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January 18, 2010, 9:46am

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Moffedille

Translation: “Wreckognize, bitches!”

The Moffedille is a fantasy creature from the beloved classic Norweigian psychedelic children’s show Pompel & Pilt.

Its a talking mop that communicates uttering different semi-mysterious speech bubbles. In episode 3, the Moffedille manages to communicate that it has a key inside of it that it wants the inept repairmen Pompel and Pilt to remove. Pompel, intends to do grisly surgery on the Moffedille with a giant gnarly saw. Pilt does not approve.

He feeds the moffedille a length of rope and makes it dance. Afterwards they pull the rope out of the Moffedille with a large number of keys now threaded onto it. One of them resembles the key that was swallowed by the Moffedille in episode 2. Pilt takes this key and uses it to unlock a door. The Moffedille eats all the keys again and leaves forever.



March 05, 2009, 10:56am

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HEADS UP, BITCHESSSSSSSS!!!!!

HEADS UP, BITCHESSSSSSSS!!!!!



March 04, 2009, 10:50am

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