January 18, 2010, 9:46am
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jortmaster
Another saturday, another girl fighting an octopus.
November 28, 2009, 3:19pm
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my new girlfriend is so fashion forward!
August 31, 2009, 9:36am
dale-duh
What sort of Ghillie poncho do I want?
I need one of these to hide in various seasonal environments from all the hypothetical chicks who I’m not sleeping with in the over-priced efficiency I got kicked out of today.
A complete ready-to-wear ghillie suit designed for an upright stalk. Comes with two additional pounds of burlap. Available in woodland camo. 10 pounds total weight. Super double creepy.
-Kurt Blaschke, Senior Acct. Manager
March 03, 2009, 3:45pm
jortmaster
They always pick the hottest girls for the anti-sex league…
February 17, 2009, 4:31pm
dale-duh
YOU DUDES WANT TO TALK AND EAT SOME HALF-PRICE CHOCOLATES TONIGHT?
Requests to spend Valentine’s Day with me ARE NOT rolling in. I think it’s because of the recession. My mom says it’s because I require my dates to dress up like this:
Whatever, mom. Don’t be such an idiot.
February 14, 2009, 3:36pm
jortmaster
WEEKEND PROJECT: Improve your memory through gruesome acts of murder.
Via Everything is Terrible
February 13, 2009, 2:50pm
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blog.shitmyzebrasweater.com
January 23, 2009, 4:01pm
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December 12: Full Cold Moon
from space.com:
Dec. 12, 11:37 a.m. EST — Full Cold Moon; among some tribes, the Full Long Nights Moon. In this month the winter cold fastens its grip, and the nights are at their longest and darkest. Also sometimes called the Moon before Yule. The term Long Night Moon is a doubly appropriate name because the midwinter night is indeed long and the moon is above the horizon a long time. The midwinter full moon takes a high trajectory across the sky because it is opposite to the low Sun. The moon will also be at perigee later this day, at 5:00 p.m. EST, at a distance of 221,560 mi. (356,566 km.) from Earth. Very high ocean tides can be expected from the coincidence of perigee with full moon.
I think this is some space nerd basically saying that tonight the ladies are going to be even weirder than they normally are, right guys? guys? shitmyspacepants.com?
December 12, 2008, 5:33pm
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“you fuckorz are only getting away with this shit on the weekends.”
— Bryan James Keplesky
December 07, 2008, 1:41pm
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fuck all you dudes. i’m happy today.
November 23, 2008, 2:27pm
