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August 05, 2009, 11:11am

13-story ski jump in Soldier Field, Chi-town, circa 1956. Constructed by Gilco Scaffolding.

July 14, 2009, 2:36pm

Throwing the octopus is easy. More difficult is concealing the eight-legged creature until the toss is at hand, a skill that requires determination, luck and the ability to walk normally with 4 pounds of slimy cephalopod stuffed down your pants.

When Detroit drops in on Nationwide Arena Tuesday night in an attempt to further frustrate the Blue Jackets some among the Red Wings fans in attendance undoubtedly will have attempted to enter while packing octopus.

Some might even succeed, continuing a Detroit tradition dating to 1952 of throwing octopi on the ice during Red Wings games.

“I just sell it. What they do with it is up to them,” said Frank Gonzalez, owner of Frank’s Fish & Seafood Market in Columbus.

What they do with it is the second hurdle. The common method is to sneak the octopus through the turnstiles by slipping it into your trousers, a technique that Gonzalez does not understand.

“I wouldn’t want something moving around down there when you’re moving around,” he said, smiling.

“They’ve been creative,” said Eric Granger, general manager of Nationwide Arena. “We’ve caught them Saran-wrapped to the body.”

Most contraband carriers get caught before they reach their seats, having failed to elude the authorities, who conduct bag searches for every game and event.

But fans are not required to drop their drawers, so the danger always exists.

“We have not had one octopus thrown this season,” officials said, adding that arena personnel know what to look for after witnessing octopi hit the ice during previous seasons.

Those caught carrying an octopus must surrender it before being allowed to enter. Anyone who passes detection and manages to heave an octopus gets the immediate heave-ho.

During the 1995 playoffs, two Detroit seafood sellers tossed a 38-pound octopus onto the ice during the national anthem before Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. A year later, they tossed a 50-pounder during the conference finals. The blob ended up displayed on the hood of the Zamboni between periods.

April 22, 2009, 5:10pm

“LOVE IT! BUT NEEDS VINTAGE JORTS PLZ”

my suggestion at the Levi Strauss Archive Collection in San Francisco. On display, among many pairs of pants, was the world’s oldest surviving denim jeans.

April 21, 2009, 4:31pm

At SMJ HQ, we understand a very simple premise: world domination requires a fucking scary robot. To that end, we have developed the C-0 Katipo 6. A scaled prototype is shown below. We had wanted to unleash a hoard during the Inauguration, but we had issues with the nitonal alloy. Fear not, the problem has been solved and the mechanized death machine will soon enslave you all.

February 11, 2009, 11:46am