“I don’t give a fuck what you say. Im dragging this huge metaphorical boat over this giant metaphorical hill, with tragic results. And I’m going to use the doctrine of manifest destiny and cash I extorted from my sexy girlfriend’s brothel to make it fucking happen. And I can make ice! I defy you to stand in my way, bitches!”

“I’m Klaus Kinski, and I love this fucking porridge. And opera. Also, I will kill you.”

“Observe, as I pwn Christian Bale.”

April 14, 2009, 10:46am

Andrews
Angelina
Armstrong
Bailey
Borden
Bowie
Floyd
Cochran
Collingsworth
Cottle
Crosby
Dawson
Delta
Erath
Fisher
Franklin
Gaines
Hale
Hansford
Hemphill
Houston
Johnson
Jones
Kent
Knox
Lamb
Lubbock
Lynn
Morris
Motley
Ochiltree
Panola
Parmer
Roberts
Rusk
Sherman
Smith
Sterling
Swisher
Terry
Throckmorton
Tyler
Van Zandt
Wood
Yoakyum

January 16, 2009, 2:35pm

Did anyone notice the dude from Ghostland is now singing for Journey? Holy shit. You go, dude.

December 08, 2008, 4:12pm