Don’t forget flossing is even more important than brushing. I use mermaid hair. But then again there’s always a super hot drunk one passed out in my bed snuggled in narwhalhide.

March 28, 2009, 10:48am

A disembodied human liver, discovered at 311 E. Fifth Street, Austin, Texas on March 25, 2009.

Watch this one all the way through, it gets really good towards the end.

March 25, 2009, 5:02pm