Is the goat going to replace the cephalopod in 2011 advertising?

January 03, 2011, 10:35am

Not pictured: The part where they all take their shirts off.

November 24, 2009, 9:14am

April 09, 2009, 12:05pm

Cry, horse, cry! I’m your president, bitch!

February 16, 2009, 9:55am

I made a similar video when I released my own line of jams in nineteen hundred and eighty seven, and then again in ‘91 when I had my own slap bracelet…except Kanye is a dick.

thanks @buster

January 26, 2009, 10:41am

Fuck you, Lord British. Why are you back? Isn’t there a blood red beach or something on Mars where you and Sir Dick Branson can sip on nano-bot martinis and brag about the games on your sat-phones until you burst into flames in each other’s arms?

January 16, 2009, 11:51am

Vyacheslav Molotov, Bolshevik newspaperman and Stalin protege. His rise to infamy came when, as acting Soviet foreign minister, he told the world Russian bombers were airdropping food and supplies to the embattled Finns when they were actually dropping bombs. Like generations of outgunned armies after them, Finnish youth took to the street and threw homemade bombs at Russian tanks. They proved so effective that a Finnish distillery mass-produced them by  by the hundred thousand during the war. Repurposed Finlandia Vodka factories mixed cheap booze and tar (as a gelling agent) and packaged it up in a smart-looking bottle, complete with a pair of waterproof matches.

January 16, 2009, 9:03am

Sir Richard “the Virginator” Branson, making private spaceflight look ridiculously uncool.

December 16, 2008, 10:07am