I’m not sure when, but someday it’s going to be time to use these Starriors(tm) napkins.

I’ve only been saving them since 1986. Maybe on my wedding day…

Oh, the wedding is called off? Nevermind. At least I have Hotshot.

And Nipper.

I’m so lonely.

January 28, 2010, 4:16pm

Robocop matches wits with a T-Rex!

September 21, 2009, 3:51pm

Bringing you hot new technologies because you demand it.

July 14, 2009, 2:12pm

Beware of hobos.

Via Hey Okay.

June 15, 2009, 12:52pm

“If you’re hearing this, you are the resistance.”

June 05, 2009, 12:39pm

Andrews
Angelina
Armstrong
Bailey
Borden
Bowie
Floyd
Cochran
Collingsworth
Cottle
Crosby
Dawson
Delta
Erath
Fisher
Franklin
Gaines
Hale
Hansford
Hemphill
Houston
Johnson
Jones
Kent
Knox
Lamb
Lubbock
Lynn
Morris
Motley
Ochiltree
Panola
Parmer
Roberts
Rusk
Sherman
Smith
Sterling
Swisher
Terry
Throckmorton
Tyler
Van Zandt
Wood
Yoakyum

January 16, 2009, 2:35pm

Spoiler: the robot dies.

January 08, 2009, 11:51am