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Batman, Forever?

H.R. Giger’s original Batmobile concept art from 1994’s Batman Forever.

(Sorry, all two of our readers, now that the beard contest is over, we’re back to xenomorphs and Giger bars and shit.)



February 27, 2011, 9:13pm

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For the real fans, the trail of dudes also offer their steampunk furry erotica in popup book form. It’s like they have a direct line into @daleduh’s fantasies.

For the real fans, the trail of dudes also offer their steampunk furry erotica in popup book form. It’s like they have a direct line into @daleduh’s fantasies.



January 19, 2011, 8:14am

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Teaser art for the forthcoming LP “Tao of the Dead.” I swear to god I didn’t photoshop in that anthropomorphic fox with the black powder pistol.

Teaser art for the forthcoming LP “Tao of the Dead.” I swear to god I didn’t photoshop in that anthropomorphic fox with the black powder pistol.



January 18, 2011, 2:45pm

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i know it’s NYE but there’s too much to do



December 31, 2010, 4:23pm

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…Look, I know you’re not crazy about this dress-tunic that I “insist upon wearing.” It just feels comfortable. No, I don’t think its too short. I don’t complain when you wear your short dresses. Besides, it disperses energy blasts and makes my thighs look great. And then you keep bringing up my “smelly gorilla buddies.” I know they’re not like the prep school guys you usually hang out with, but they’re my friends. And honestly, aside from 1-A and you, they’re really the only non-robot friends I’ve got. When you live in a bubble under the sea and train all the time to fight robots, you dont get to meet a lot of people. I just want you to give me another chance. Txt me as soon as you get this.
XOXO
-Magnus

…Look, I know you’re not crazy about this dress-tunic that I “insist upon wearing.” It just feels comfortable. No, I don’t think its too short. I don’t complain when you wear your short dresses. Besides, it disperses energy blasts and makes my thighs look great. And then you keep bringing up my “smelly gorilla buddies.” I know they’re not like the prep school guys you usually hang out with, but they’re my friends. And honestly, aside from 1-A and you, they’re really the only non-robot friends I’ve got. When you live in a bubble under the sea and train all the time to fight robots, you dont get to meet a lot of people. I just want you to give me another chance. Txt me as soon as you get this.

XOXO

-Magnus



February 02, 2009, 1:06pm

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sweet double chimney

sweet double chimney



December 11, 2008, 4:04pm

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“you fuckorz are only getting away with this shit on the weekends.”

— Bryan James Keplesky



December 07, 2008, 1:41pm

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Hey, I just wanted to let you know that i’m not going to make it to your mid-sunday brunch version of the austin late night bar scene at Starlite because i’m so totes busy being the undisputed god-king of the post-apocalyptic age that I so invadvertently ushered in by misusing my power. Text me if you go some place after.



December 07, 2008, 11:59am

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See also: a MotherBoxxx, Mr. Miracle, and Garth Hudson of The Band, high as all fuck.

See also: a MotherBoxxx, Mr. Miracle, and Garth Hudson of The Band, high as all fuck.



December 07, 2008, 2:26am

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