With much loved “ultralounge” Pangea closing, famed Austin impresario Michael Ault is trading in wildebeest-penis afrodisiacs for a new Chris Claremont-era X-Men themed club called “The Pheonix.”

But the true visionary next step in Austin nightlife is to take the club back to the streets. After the Pheonix, his next venture “The Lot” (pictured above), will forever change the face of drinking beer in a parking lot.

Features include comfortable “curb” seating and a gravel VIP area.

July 15, 2009, 9:42am

I need one of these to hide in various seasonal environments from all the hypothetical chicks who I’m not sleeping with in the over-priced efficiency I got kicked out of today.

A complete ready-to-wear ghillie suit designed for an upright stalk. Comes with two additional pounds of burlap. Available in woodland camo. 10 pounds total weight. Super double creepy.

-Kurt Blaschke, Senior Acct. Manager

March 03, 2009, 3:45pm