I know the staffers are hesitant to disrupt the subtle genius of random juxtaposition that currently is page 1 of shitmyjorts. Fuck that. I’m breaking open the floodgates with a this P-791 Hybrid Airship, a.k.a the STEALTH BLIMP. Gaze upon it and dispair.

March 10, 2009, 11:21am

Construction has begun in my basement on SMJ’s next phallic piece of heavy machinery. This tokamak powered submarine will be ready for the long prophesied Giant Squid Battle of 2010.

February 19, 2009, 9:29am