The Grateful Dead’s Wall of Sound, circa ‘72.

January 20, 2012, 1:20pm

August 29, 2011, 11:33pm

Teaser art for the forthcoming LP “Tao of the Dead.” I swear to god I didn’t photoshop in that anthropomorphic fox with the black powder pistol.

January 18, 2011, 2:45pm

I know the staffers are hesitant to disrupt the subtle genius of random juxtaposition that currently is page 1 of shitmyjorts. Fuck that. I’m breaking open the floodgates with a this P-791 Hybrid Airship, a.k.a the STEALTH BLIMP. Gaze upon it and dispair.

March 10, 2009, 11:21am

UK Artwork for The Century Of Self.

© 2009 Conrad Keeley

February 27, 2009, 10:29am

Hommage’s Damascene Razor, Paris, France. $30,000.

This limited-edition straight razor features a platinum sheath made with the same age-old layering techniques as the Damascus Blades that we were totes coveting in the fall. The Damascene Razor’s blade is from Germany where it’s hand-forged with 128 layers of Damascene steel in a rose and torsion pattern. It’s then plated in platinum and treated to resist tarnishing. The razor is packaged in a lacquered gift box made of anigré wood from Tanzania.

There is only one customer review for it on Amazon. I wrote it.

February 23, 2009, 12:14pm