Little known fact: In the intitial shoots of “Predator”, the Predator was a giant bug, portayed by none other than mega-agile martial arts god Jean-Claude Van Damme. He quit after 2 days, unhappy playing an anonymous special effect and not wanting to be overshadowed and defeated by the Arnold. He was replaced by the 7’2” mime Kevin Peter Hall, who also played Harry in “Harry and the Hendersons.”

May 12, 2009, 10:17am

Construction has begun in my basement on SMJ’s next phallic piece of heavy machinery. This tokamak powered submarine will be ready for the long prophesied Giant Squid Battle of 2010.

February 19, 2009, 9:29am