Via @jeb over at the unstoppable Modcult, proving that a broken femur can’t slow him down. Bonus points for the killer vintage crane.
August 10, 2010, 9:15am
jortmaster
7 Miles off the Coast of Brielle, NJ
roundobject
February 03, 2010, 11:54am
jortmaster
Burning Man, Summary: I wish i stayed home, sat on my couch, smoked a bowl and played this 8-bit Mad Max Video Game instead
September 09, 2009, 8:29am
jortmaster
I gotta Magnum with a magnum in it
Playstation and a plasma in it
Sittin’ on 20 inches and it’s tinted
Gotta hemi nothin’ faster than it
The 50 Gs’ll pass you in it, get real
Gotta Chevy more expensive than that Jag you rented
August 11, 2009, 1:23pm
dale-duh
they see me ROLLINnnnnn
they hatinnnn
mah music SO-LOUDdddd
i’m swanginnnnn
August 11, 2009, 1:17pm
jortmaster
Monday, suffering vague existential dread
So I’m posting Archigram’s Walking City.
July 27, 2009, 1:16pm
roundobject
June 30, 2009, 10:23am
jortmaster
Love Boat
via @buster
June 25, 2009, 1:19pm
roundobject
June 24, 2009, 3:47pm
jortmaster
Another day, another group of monks with their heads on fire riding segways while playing a klezmer cover of a Philip Glass classic.
June 18, 2009, 9:29am
roundobject
April 29, 2009, 1:05pm
roundobject
the most expensive fixie in the world
The Aurumania gold bike crystal edition is about $102,418 and is hand built, plated with 24 carat gold and hand-adorned with more than 600 Swarovski crystals. The handlebar grips are hand-sewn, chocolate-brown leather and of course a beautiful molded Brooks leather saddle !The Bike is fully customized, Limited edition of 50 and for this price, its Hand delivered anywhere in World!
Thanks karly from Design Crisis for the tip. I’m totes gonna ride this down to Creekside tonight to pick up some babes!
February 27, 2009, 10:09am
jortsjortsjorts
The Porsche Coffee Train P312. The most beautiful tractor ever created. 
February 18, 2009, 3:29pm
dale-duh
HYPERTHRUST!
January 31, 2009, 12:44pm
