Mexican Pointy Boots
April 07, 2011, 9:12am
roundobject
jortmaster
alexatlatx
Looking for some new pants for the Jortacular (Via @geoffnotjeff)
August 02, 2010, 3:28pm
jortsjortsjorts
SXSW Recap Part 2: Phallology
The Icelandic Phallological Museum is probably the only museum in the world to contain a collection of phallic specimens belonging to all the various types of mammal found in a single country.
March 22, 2010, 6:43pm
yourfriendshaun
Yo dudes! It’s fashion week here in New York, where everyone feels sorry for poor ignorant souls who think about stuff besides clothes and restaurant decor.
Judging by pics from the Jort-fest, Ray Bans have just caught on in Austin. So I’m here to clue you in to what’s reallllly goin’ down in big bad New York. Check it out, and cop this stuff ASAP. You don’t want to be the last person on your block wearing a helicopter blade hair mask. via nymag
September 15, 2009, 12:56pm
roundobject
my new girlfriend is so fashion forward!
August 31, 2009, 9:36am
dale-duh
SMJ WEEKEND CHALLENGE: KEEP IT AT LEAST MINIMALLY FRESH, MAH BITCHES
August 14, 2009, 4:48pm
jortmaster
A Hessian, fully-equipped.
August 11, 2009, 3:08pm
jortmaster
Getting excited for the new issue! See you at the Mohawk!
May 29, 2009, 2:41pm
dale-duh
What’s the gun for and how does he talk to that wolf?
May 11, 2009, 9:46am
roundobject
“LOVE IT! BUT NEEDS VINTAGE JORTS PLZ”
my suggestion at the Levi Strauss Archive Collection in San Francisco. On display, among many pairs of pants, was the world’s oldest surviving denim jeans.
April 21, 2009, 4:31pm
jortmaster
Is there anything going on this weekend?
March 13, 2009, 12:12pm
dale-duh
What sort of Ghillie poncho do I want?
I need one of these to hide in various seasonal environments from all the hypothetical chicks who I’m not sleeping with in the over-priced efficiency I got kicked out of today.
A complete ready-to-wear ghillie suit designed for an upright stalk. Comes with two additional pounds of burlap. Available in woodland camo. 10 pounds total weight. Super double creepy.
-Kurt Blaschke, Senior Acct. Manager
March 03, 2009, 3:45pm
jortmaster
“This Helmet Mounted Display System provides the F-35 pilot with cues for flying, navigating and fighting the aircraft. It will even superimpose infra-red imagery onto the visor which allows the pilot to ‘look through’ the cockpit floor at night and see the world below.”
-UK Ministry of Defense
“Daft Punk has always sucked.”
-Misprint
February 24, 2009, 5:03pm
jortmaster
